I spent over a week in Germany, away from the little creatures that plague my work productivity. My wife was quite please to announce that she had trained them while I was gone, saying something about I make them go crazy.
I don’t believe her, because I have not seen any proof of them being tame, but rather more evidence of their savagery. In fact, they are both chewing on my suitcase at this very moment, which is still not completely unpacked.
What I don’t get is do these kitties act as they do because of me? I find it really hard to believe that they actually behaved for my wife, but I don’t dare call her a liar.